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Sacrifice to the Kegger God

by Virgin Burn

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Virgin Burn 02:14
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Virgin Burn Virgin Burn Virgin Burn Virgin Burn I woke up at the crack of noon hung over as fuck with nothin' to do so I hit my bong and took a trip then my friend hit me up and said let's get ripped we were starving so we drove to Taco Bell high as hell we rode into the night to a Virgin Burn As we ventured out, with beer in hand the highway is the ticket, drunk -- as fuck we arrive at the party and fuck things up The kegs are endless as my doobie burns my hand I take the last hit as it begins! SACRIFICE TO THE KEGGER GOD SACRIFICE TO THE KEGGER GOD fuck!
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A-pot-calypse Now 01:52
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A-POT-CALYPSE NOW 2012, Going to the weed store I woke up at 7 and turned on the news and Anderson Cooper said the bill was through Weed was legal at the end of the day I was headed to the store cause I just got paid I was cut off by a cop so I flipped him off I was finally here as I entered the parking lot As people buy weed and pipes and bongs everyone was high as Cheech and Chong A fog fills the air rich in THC We've hotboxed the earth from sea to shining sea As sky turns to black from smoke in air It blocks out the sun and turns day to night again We gasp for air death is now everyone is baked we all know how (cough cough fucking cough) Urgh!
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Spaghetti Monster in the House 02:46
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I woke up at 2 In the afternoon I wake and bake little do i know, second coming is among me As I wait for the time to earn my wage I ride my stallion to the Pasta Palace I clock in early to a hole of chaos I ride my stallion to the Pasta Palace I clock in early to a hole of chaos As I open the marinara, scolding hot I stand and behold a monster of noodles I pity the fool who stands in its way I am scared shitless as it melts my mind The volcanoes of beer soothe my soul The stripper factories rest my piece The volcanoes of beer soothe my soul The stripper factories rest my piece It's meatballs of doom reign supreme Abducted 1 by 1 by a pirate killing machine The aftermath is covered in cheese The almighty one we will please
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Killdozer: or How I Met Your Mother, Pt. I 01:48
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I woke up at 6 on the wrong side of the bed So pissed off at the world I go to my shed With doom and demise in mind I plan and drink As I get more drunk, the more I think I buy a car, a piece of shit off to the junk yard for unwanted treasure Now back to my shed it's time to measure The room starts to spin and then I passed out When I woke up again I saw before my eyes A Killdozer is born, the time is now Fueled with rage, the machine and I A Killdozer is born, the time is now Fueled with rage, the machine and I Go into town and fucking destroy My mental state has turned to dust Go into town and fucking destroy The Hoover Dam is about to bust
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Intermission (How the Cookie Crumbles; Fat Tuesday) 04:54
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released July 14, 2011

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